$450 · CARPORT FOR RENT

FOR ANYONE LIVING IN A VEHICLE TIRED OF PARKING LOTS AND SIDE STREETS. I OFFER A LARGE CARPORT 50LX20W'X20'H WHERE YOU CAN LIVE AND HAVE AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL ADDRESS (which will be required in the next lockdown). ENCLOSED ON ALL 3 SIDES EXCEPT WHERE THE GARAGE DOOR SHOULD BE FEEL FREE TO ENLCOSE TOTALLY OR LEAVE OPEN INCLUDES. -WATER -GARBAGE -POWER -5G INTERNET -AMPLE PARKING -LARGE FENCED SIDE YARD -SNOW PLOWING ACCESS TO INSIDE FOR USE OF OUR BATHROOM AND KITCHEN IS FOR NON-SHEDDING HOMOSAPIENS ONLY. WE ARE ALLERGIC TO THE GENE EDITING MRNA TECHNOLOGY AND CAN'T SHARE INDOOR AIR. THERE IS A TIM HORTON'S NEXT DOOR.