$50 · Barrister's briefcase, black leather, dual combination locks

This barrister's briefcase measures 13 inches high x 8.5 inches wide x 18 inches deep. It's in excellent condition, with only a couple of scuffs incurred when used as a motivating persuader with slow-paying clients. Inside, there's lots of room for half-truths, exaggerations, misrepresentations, fabrications, and outright falsehoods -- pretty much covering the landscape for the kinds of documents any reputable barrister half worth their weight might usually carry around and need close to hand. A small divided section is perfect to carry the prize-winning best of these fictions, i.e., monthly invoices. There's a small holder on the inside of one of the flaps for a selection of ice picks which, I guess, might also be used for pens. But why quibble? And there are two combination locks on top that can be set to keep out prying eyes, like those of other barrister friends. Included is a small unused Kenneth Cole zippered portfolio for carrying a laptop, when it's best not to commit anything to paper, and your flight to Argentina has been called.